Jeff has spent the last two years locked inside his apartment, doing nothing but staring at a computer screen. Coincidentally this is also what he has done for the last decade in the software industry. Jeff has worked on all kinds of data processing systems in all kinds of frameworks and has developed a healthy mistrust of all of them. He is currently tech lead of a team in Zendesk providing datastore infrastructure. When he is not experiencing a range of emotions at computers, he spends his time practising drums, talking to his cat and making up excuses to avoid exercise.